October 27, 1999
Chameleon" slow moving, can shoot out its tongue for a distance nearly equal to its length; eyeballs move independently of each other; skin cahnges color depending on mood as we;; as surrounding conditions; has been thought to live on air"
October 19, 1999
"Comedy Club"
October 9, 1999
"How's my driving"
July 27, 1999
"Jesse The Belt Ventura"
July 24, 1999
"Ross Perot explaining Jesse Ventura"
September 24, 1998
"The circle T deal"
January 28, 1997
"Look! No hands!"
November 6, 1996
"Election '96"
August 18, 1996
"If it takes him over 30 minutes to deliver a fresh batch, they're free"
July 24, 1996
"Party of one?"
July 13, 1996
"Lamm"
March 27, 1996
"Perot at Echo Canyon"
March 24, 1996
"Ross Perot in coma"
October 1, 1995
"Peacock"
November 4, 1994
"Control over what goes on in this country"
July 9, 1994
"Welfare queens"
March 16, 1994
"Perot's health plan"
November 19, 1993
HRP
September 19, 1993
"One of the big questions about NAFTA has been cleared up."
July 13, 1993
"GOP - Ross Perot"
May 21, 1993
"Of course I have a plan! "
April 28, 1993
"White house pest control"
March 27, 1993
"Anytime you're not sure about some universal truth, just ask yourself, "What would ross perot say?"
March 24, 1993
"Here's the deal. If enough of us follow Perot's lead and buy our own senate and house seats, we can wrest democracy back from the political action committees."
